Here is the entrance - just like I remember it... swarming with hoards of people.
Here is the first ride that we went on - the cliche riddled Jungle Cruise... I don't know if it was our captain or how they are directed but that bad boy had more cheesy jokes than a Don Rickles show. Nothing had changed either. I think i'd read that they made it more PC. Not really. There are still a bunch of "native people" in fezes scrambling up a pole, holding shrunken heads and the like. Plus he still fired some rounds off at the hippo. I bet more people complained that it wasn't like it used to be than did about it being insensitive. Oh Disney...
The place was swarming with people. Orion and I had imagined we might luck out on a Friday and beat the crowds - no dice. We were able to hit 8 rides in 7-8 hours. And that was using fast pass. We did, Jungle Cruise, Tiki Room, Indiana Jones (awesome), Pirates of the Carribean now with new and improved Johnny Depp character, the Haunted House completely made up with Nightmare Before Christmas stuff, Mr. Toad's Wild Ride (we got the Winky car!), the Matterhorn, and Big Thunder Mountain. We also had Funnel Cakes at the Mint Julep bar in New Orleans Square. There are only 2 places in the whole park to eat those. What a shame. We learned this at the information booth where Orion asked about directions to a bathroom. After being directed towards 2 or 3 of them, we found one, basically right in back of the booth which she'd failed to mention. Here is Orion standing outside of it. As you can see, he is quite proud of himself:
We didn't get to go on Space Mountain (75 minute wait and the FastPass was out) and Alice in Wonderland. Those are the 2 others I wanted to visit. Oh well. Perhaps next time. I did get these other shots that I like:
The Hawai'ian "gods" outside the Tiki room... I thoroughly love the retro-ness of these, especially the fire god that looks like it could easily burn young children or the stupid (see background). Also, I enjoyed the new stand sponsored by Dole where you can buy $5 pineapple whips while you wait. Orion and I made Orange-Whip jokes... see Blues Brothers if you don't get it.
This whale has a sweet eyeball that moves - I wanted to touch it... but didn't.
The MATTERHORN - it's all about the Yeti... and the yodeling.
Don't forget TOMORROWLAND - which is more like, 60's land... now featuring Neon
All in all a pretty fun time. I do have to say that by the end of the afternoon - the Disney "magic" was wearing a little thin on me. You can't do anything in that place without paying for it. I'm surprised they don't have a fee when you sneeze. And watching the people mindlessly roll their strollers around (they have stroller corrals now) and drop $$ left and right didn't make me proud to be an American. You have to just take it for what it is and let it go at that. The word "magic" just gets thrown around a bit too much for my tastes.
What was really magic, was when Orion took me to the record store he works at... AMOEBA. Now that place is magic! What a sight. After taking me behind the scenes and showing me all the catalogging and work areas - which was amazing in it's own right, I spent at least an hour going through used and new DVDs/CDs which allowed me to find used versions of all kinds of crazy stuff that i've been looking for. I spent way too much money and got a tote bag and t-shirt for free! Thanks O! If you ever get out to Hollywood, please go here. We also went to 2 comic stores which were also a blast: Golden Apple and Meltdown which included Baby Melt - a totally sweet section of baby/kid stuff.
We ate at a bunch of good places as well - the 101 Coffee Shop being one of the coolest. Went to so many cool stores, etc... I don't have time for it all before I need to jump in the shower here. Thanks to Orion and Sarah for sharing their space with me and hauling me around. It was a blast and I wish we could do it more often.






